SO IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THERE’S THIS GIRL THAT IS THE STEREOTYPICAL WHITE GIRL AND SHE SHOWS UP EVERY DAY 5 MINUTES LATE WITH A STARBUCKS BUT TODAY SHE CAME TO CLASS ON TIME WITH MESSY HAIR AND A RAVENCLAW SCARF, A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT, AN APERTURE SCIENCE WATER BOTTLE AND ABOUT 10 OTHER FANDOMS AND JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND SAID
“im so sorry”
did she? did she really
things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN
Sometimes you need a little Poultry Shaming. [x]
CHICKEN SHAMING YESS
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
reblogging here for that tag. always be wary of people who don’t respect your space. always.